the top article on the front page of jalopnik (car site) is a shared article from gizmodo (tech site) about seagulls playing with a dildo (I have made it car related)

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 02/21/2020 at 17:46 • Filed to: None

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nothing I do is shitposting now. prece dent s have been set.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > MonkeePuzzle 02/21/2020 at 18:01

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Honestly, if it all shut down with a seagull with a dildo in its mouth, that’d probably be fitting.

Chariotoflove > MonkeePuzzle 02/21/2020 at 18:04

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I remember the Ambiguously Gay Duo. So, is this post kink-shaming? The wroth of the Kinja-rati could descend on you for that.

MonkeePuzzle > Chariotoflove 02/21/2020 at 18:05

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nope. just a penis shaped car that isn’t a jag. 

MonkeePuzzle > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 02/21/2020 at 18:06

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“stick to cars” ? #DeadSpun

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > MonkeePuzzle 02/21/2020 at 18:06

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Ace and Gary are at it again.

Chariotoflove > MonkeePuzzle 02/21/2020 at 18:07

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Or a jagon*

*obscure and only loosely applicable South Park reference.

pip bip - choose Corrour > MonkeePuzzle 02/21/2020 at 18:15

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unless it is a remote controlled dildo, i see no reason why Gizmodo should be using the pic

i see no relevance about it to Jalopnik, i’m confused

interstate366, now In The Industry > Chariotoflove 02/21/2020 at 18:28

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I have no idea what we’re looking at, but I’m pretty sure it’s really, really wrong.

WilliamsSW > MonkeePuzzle 02/21/2020 at 18:38

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Ah yes such kwality kontent.

Thanks for reminding me why I hardly ever go to the FP anymore I guess. 

Aremmes > MonkeePuzzle 02/21/2020 at 19:02

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Birds playing with a dildo? Sounds like a typical Jezebel article.

Nom De Plume > MonkeePuzzle 02/21/2020 at 19:03

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That does it for me.  Making one last push to get up into the big leagues by restarting my documentary effort to depict all the ways to pull a car dent out with a dildo.  

Urambo Tauro > MonkeePuzzle 02/21/2020 at 19:15

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“Skip!” - CinemaSins Voice Guy

F unny that we were just talking about “what gets you to click on a post” and that pops up on Jalopnik.. . Yeah, no thank you.

(Ah, but why did I click on this post though? That’s easy, I always click on “housekeeping” posts when I see them. Anything that discusses Kinja, G/O Media, site rules, or moderator announcements, stuff like that.)

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > MonkeePuzzle 02/22/2020 at 07:21

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What a cock up...